Muddled Mustafic Melancholic Masculine Majestic Mathematical Monkey

Thursday, September 21, 2006

The Crest And The Trough

Some entry before I fall asleep. I'm perturbed at my inability to do stats.

Gone were the days of thick rimmed spectacles and lenses bigger than your eye socket.
Come the days of spectacles where their frames are made of flexible rubber, with such a cheap cost price, but exhorbitant selling price

Going to go are the days of wired earphones.
Come the days are your MP3 bluetooth earphones, coupled with noise cancelling ability and foldable for easy storage.

Going to go are your Crumplers and Birkenstocks.
Come the days are your feet hugging compact shoes, or perhaps translucent/transparent shoes, or perhaps shoes with adjustable heels and cushioning from within for maximal comfort for the user.

Gone were the days of analog cameras.
Come the days of digital cameras. Coming are the days of plasma cameras, with real time Photoshop embedded within the software, for that perfect flawless editing of your flawed complexion

Going to go are the days of MSN.
Coming are the days of an all-in-one messanging system, with integrated email, email address books, keyboard, Skype messaging, teleconferencing all in built into one seamless interface.

Gone were the days of hardworking labour, saving and amassing wealth through prudent savings.
Come are the days of acquisitions, enterprise, materialism, saving and investment through stocks, bonds, equities, futures, trust funds, fixed deposits, currencies.

Gone were the days of partitioned albums and TV Programmes, sorted according to artistes, performers and genres.
Come are the days of user-defined playlists and programme schedules, with the advent of MP4 players and Broadband TV.

Going to go are the days of armed and personnel warfare.
Come are the days of propagandic, digital and economic warfare. With North Korea flooding America with counterfeit American Greenbacks. With China unleashing a web-based virus so potent that it could electronically cripple any country in an instant. With religions stoking the flames of hatred through sermons and preaches, providing a cause and false sense of justification for the very people who wish to be deceived.

Going to go are the days of racism.
Coming are the days of countrism. Where you're marked by your birthplace, regardless of your skin colour.

I'm talking cock again am I? Ok I'm tired. Easier to sleep now. Lol.