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My dad sent me this email and I thought it was pretty crappy and funny.

Hmm. My blog hasn't been updated much. To busy making out with matrices.

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops..

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........