Gu Lu Yok

Whenever I see the phrase sweet and sours, I'm always reminded of sweet and sour pork. Yum.

> >>Sweet & Sour Rhymes
> >>
> >>These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a
> >>rhyme
> >>with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:
> >>
> >>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> >>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> >>
> >>I thought that I could love no other
> >>Until, that is, I met your brother.
> >>
> >>Roses are red, violets are blue,
> >>sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> >>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> >>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
> >>
> >>Of loving beauty you float with grace
> >>If only you could hide your face
> >>
> >>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> >>This describes everything you are not
> >>
> >>I want to feel your sweet embrace
> >>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> >>
> >>I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
> >>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> >>
> >>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> >>Marrying you screwed up my life
> >>
> >>I see your face when I am dreaming.
> >>That's why I always wake up screaming
> >>
> >>My love, you take my breath away.
> >>But what have you stepped in to smell this way?
> >>
> >>My feelings for you no words can tell,
> >>Except for maybe "go to hell"
> >>
> >>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> >>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
> >

Nasty.