Muddled Mustafic Melancholic Masculine Majestic Mathematical Monkey

Friday, February 27, 2009

HDB

The monthly household income ceiling for purchasing a new three room flat is $3000.
Those with gross monthly household income of not more than $8000 can buy new four to five room flats and studio apartments.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yes I'm looking to far forward into the future. But probably if all things go well ceteris paribus, both of us are gonna exceed that amount together by the time we're 26 or 27.

Time to rent an apartment at Raffles Place. 2K a month only! hurhur.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

confusion

Yup I'm getting to the stage where i'm confused with what i am typing.
that's a good sign i hope

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

errrrr

Applying for the NUS Graduate Scholarship for ASEAN Nationals

Introduction
1. The National University of Singapore [NUS] offers 40 scholarships each year to nationals of ASEAN* member countries to take full-time course-work graduate degrees at NUS. Singapore citizens and permanent residents are ineligible. These awards, known as the NUS Graduate Scholarship for ASEAN nationals [NUS GSA], are financed by the People of Singapore and the University. The scholar has no obligation or bond to NUS or Singapore but is expected to complete the graduate degree and return to the home country.

Is it just me, or is there something wrong with the way it is written?
You decide.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Moosestach

I feel like epileting my beard. I dunnoe how to type it.
Either that or maybe wax the whole beard and mooousestach off.
Cos shaving every morning is a pain in the asssssssssssssssss.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

1+1+Time=3

1+1=2

Yup.
No..... DUH...

So one year later, 1 dollar now becomes 1.5 dollar.

I still don't get it. Geometric progressions, spot rates, forward rates, bonds, put-call parity, black scholes, credit default swaps, martingales, blarhblarhblarh.

But if i'm eating one plate of hokkien mee and i'm given another plate, i have 2 plates.
So these 2 plates magically become 4 plates 10 minutes later?

So... basically nothing becomes something which becomes something more.

I really don't think it's a shallow post. Because it's so fundamentally flawed to begin with.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

General Paper

Will the songs from N Sync, Five and Backstreet Boys be the mambo music of Zouk twenty years from now? Discuss. [25]

What does Rick Astley mean when he says "Never Gonna Give You Up?". Discuss. [25]

Sorry. I'm bored from typing.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

20 million rupees!

i need new music.

i related to 987fm 10 years ago. nowdays, the songs don't seem to make sense. suddenly class 95 seems a lot more delicious.

and please watch slumdog. 10/10. damn good.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Muack!


Wagyu beef burnt a hole through my jeans all the way to my underwear. But it was worth every juicy and succulent bite, especially if it's for my beloved. hehehe.

Keppel Island is an interesting place. Great place to chill if u want somewhere quiet and a place where there are no adolescents.

Happy 2nd Anniversary! Though this post is rather insignificant, because she already knows. =)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mobius




Coool.... Probably a good trick to do in the classrooms in future.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

What...

What....

Friday, February 06, 2009

Gu Lu Yok

Whenever I see the phrase sweet and sours, I'm always reminded of sweet and sour pork. Yum.

> >>Sweet & Sour Rhymes
> >>
> >>These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a
> >>rhyme
> >>with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:
> >>
> >>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> >>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> >>
> >>I thought that I could love no other
> >>Until, that is, I met your brother.
> >>
> >>Roses are red, violets are blue,
> >>sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> >>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> >>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
> >>
> >>Of loving beauty you float with grace
> >>If only you could hide your face
> >>
> >>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> >>This describes everything you are not
> >>
> >>I want to feel your sweet embrace
> >>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> >>
> >>I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
> >>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> >>
> >>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> >>Marrying you screwed up my life
> >>
> >>I see your face when I am dreaming.
> >>That's why I always wake up screaming
> >>
> >>My love, you take my breath away.
> >>But what have you stepped in to smell this way?
> >>
> >>My feelings for you no words can tell,
> >>Except for maybe "go to hell"
> >>
> >>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> >>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
> >

Nasty.