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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Donuts

I queued for abt 2hrs for donuts. So I bought 2 boxes of 12 and i brought it home. The 4 of us koped about 88 donuts from the factory. Ouch. So I was kinda tired and brought the donuts back home after a long day of Maths Olympiad work.

After bathing, I checked my mail and was busy trying to settle my UBC Hostel payments and stuff with my dad, then my mom, being an ABSOLUTE cock, she gave away 6 donuts to the neighbour without telling me or asking me.

And I bought 6 donuts of double chocolate and 6 donuts of hazelnut, because they looked really good (and they were the best apparently), and my mom gave away 3 of the former and 3 of the latter.

WHY? WHY?

1) Because she thought she wanted to spread even out the other types of donuts nicely. So much for buying more of the kind you think it's nice
2) I HAVEN'T eat the donuts yet and she go give away 6.
3) She say the fridge no space, because I put 2 boxes very zhor deng. So she also want to transfer all the donuts to one box.

I was bloody pissed. I just paid 2000 Canadian dollars plus (X1.3 if u convert to Sing) for all the UBC stuff, then you come and tell me you give away 6 donuts.

I'm still damn pissed typing this post even though 14 hours has elapsed from the preposterous fiasco.


Watch out. Next time you spend 2 hours queuing for watermelons or clothing during GSS, then I give away to my friends without telling you, see whether you will flip. Bloody spastic.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Missssssss Japaaaaannn

I told Michelle that it was a "no brainer", that Jessica Tan will win the Singapore Universe Pageant.

Then I decided to watch the Miss Universe Pageant this morning, and I was pretty sure that Miss Korea and Miss Japan will make it. I was hoping that either Japan and Korea will win, but then again, it has always been a cockanathan tradition that the powerhouse countries always snag the crown or the top 3 places.

So so soso sososo, MISS JAPAN WON WHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

I think I have superpower! I can see the future!
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Wait, how did i get A+? I remembered very very very clearly that I anyhow write most of my answers leh for the complex test paper. But the difference was, for the proof questions, i roughly know what the method was. So I anyhow write based on the structure and anyhow pom the final answer. Same method I did for Anal 2. Heng la hor?

And I just realized my 3000 mods are better than my 2000 mods. What crap....

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Wah Black Forest damn good man. They performed at Esplanade on Sunday. Best of all, me and Mich sat at the front row. Ernest on stage can still wave to the both of us while he singing somemore. Haha. Must try to get their songs. I'm pretty sure they are the next big thing after Electrico.

Ok, will shop in town later. GSSSSSS!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Cockanthan Accumulated Percentage



    Name : HANSEL LIN DAOYANG
    Matric No : U052538Y

    2006/2007 Sem 2 Examination for SCIENCE 2

    Module Code Module Title Grade
    GEK1524 Living With Fluids S
    MA2215 Linear Programming B+
    MA3110 Mathematical Analysis II A-
    MA3111 Complex Analysis I A+
    MA3218 Coding Theory A-

    CAP: 4.42
    (CAP computed is accurate based on progress & declaration made as at time of printing.)


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i think you know that i know that you know that i don't actually quite know but you actually you yourself know,
why I cannot get A.
there should be a singaporean bell curve and a foreigner bell curve.

short of 0.08 how ah? wah lao. damn cock leh.

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WTF man

Friday, May 25, 2007

sale

I was dreaming last night that Levi's came out a collection of brown denim's. And it went at only 30 SGD. And I bought two pairs.

then *poof*

alarm clock rang at 6.30am. zzzzzzzz.

Yar seriously, i think there should be a greater variety of colours for denims. Blue and Black is damn boring.

Damn lazy to book my Canada trip. Aiyah at most I claim from my father's mileage points and I get to sit business class to Vancouver. He got so many points that he can sit business class to Japan like 6 times to and fro. It's quite a tantalizing idea man.

Oh guess what, I saw Lee Soo Teck again from a distance today. I was at Level 3 and he was at the carpark. Then I walked into the lift during lunch and out came Uncle Ma and Uncle To. No prizes for guessing, the latter was decked in pink and peachy tops again.

eh wah liao hongkong don't screw up leh. $450 for flight + airport tax + hotel + disneyland, sibei song ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Well, I want to blog about serious stuff, but every serious post will always take abt an hr to conceptualize and elucidate. So i prefer resigning to some temporal state of himbotism and act all oestrogeny.

So till the point where I really really have a point to make, finger and point out (what shit english is this haha point here point there), expect shitty posts for the next few months.

You've been warned.

"YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
-Hiro

I should try replacing Hiro's face with our friendly neighbourhood Spartanman.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Analysis Magnet

I keep running into Lee Soo Teck whenever I step into NUS.

Aiyoh. Is this a good thing or a bad thing.

Ok. Modules all done. Now it's just UBC's turn to approve my 6 modules.
So I was thinking, maybe if these 6 modules are approved and my results aren't fantastic enough to pull it back to a first when it's revealed this Friday, I might just want to finish everything in 3.5 years and graduate.

See how la hor?

It's always funny when expats say they like the tropical weather in Singapore. While we on the other hand, say that we love the cold temperate climate in the Mediterranean regions.

Oh and there was mobilization for 356 SCE at Seletar Camp. Guess what, everyone EXCEPT me was called back. Wah this is damn shiok. I hope they forget about me in the ORBAT Chart. Then I can throw away my confidential bridging manuals for good. Reading them is like trying to understand credit default swaps.

5000 plus feet

Genting is damn boring.
The only things u can do there is

1) Gamble
2) Eat
3) Gamble
4) Gamble
5) Gamble

Ok I'm really looking forward to Hong Kong. I can't wait. Wheeeee

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Huh?

Yay? I can finally blog?

Let me start with lame stuff. Whenever you are on MSN or IRC or some internet chat thing, how often have u laughed or smiled when u typed the word "haha" to the person on the other end?

Eh Linkin Park's new album is shit. Period.
But Avril's new one is good.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Purist

I'm going to do Algebra, Complex Analysis 2 and Lebesgue Integration at UBC.

Purely Pure Maths. Is that cool or what?





Or absolutely spastic?

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Bloated

Happy Birthday Mich!

Gee so much food in the past 2 days. There was Thai, Italian and Macau.
Somemore have to eat 1.5 portion. Bleah. Better start exercising

It's the summer season of sequels man.

Shrek 3
The Bourne Ultimatum
Pirates 3 : At World's End
Spiderman 3
28 Weeks Later
Fantastic Four Silver Surfer (FOR JESSICA ALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Then there's still
Simpsons
Transformersssssss

Gonna be broke from movies man

Thursday, May 03, 2007

wa hahahahaha

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

yawn

my pudge sucks.
greg puked out subway.
michelle doesn't like parsley and bittergourd (ya gordon, she doesn't like u, wahah)
spiderman 3 was... quite draggy.
plaza sing cinemas < cathay ones
ubc module list is out, and network optimization is missing, zzzzz
2 hrs of complex analysis mugging and i'm bored.
my chest pain is more or less gone, finally
i think i strained my chest muscle badly, from mugging.

gotta come up with a plan on what to do after the hols.
genting
1 more tuition at marine parade (zzzz freakin far)
canada stuff
repair watch, digi cam
got 2 more tuition, don't know whether want to do or not
ministry of manpower interview
maths olympiad invigilation
maybe australia with dad
exercise
GMAT? (so early for what...)
the list grows