Fast Post

I was calculating something in the car just now. On AVERAGE, I take 6 hours to complete a maths tutorial. Give and take. Some I finish in two. Some I can fugging take 10 and I'm still clueless. So in a week, I spend one fugging day doing all my maths tutorials.

Then sometimes, because I think about the question so long before I finally know how to do it, I get it correct, and end up stoning like a fugging idiot in class, watching people copy their answers on their board and whatever not.

Morale of the story? Don't know? Fuck it. Go tutorial and learn. Haha.
Time is running out.

Faster.

[itunes] : BJ - Everyday

the 25 songs

Well, since you said I looked good in this, so might as well post this up. Hahaaahah. -_-"

Saw this on Seok's blog. So... decided to be a copycat.

1. How am I feeling today?
Justin Timberlake - My Love

2. Will I get far in life?
Robbie Williams - No Regrets

3. How do my friends see me?
Wu Yue Tian - Jue Jiang

4. How do I see myself?
Audioslave - Be Yourself

5. What is my theme song?
Incubus - Drive

6. What is the story of my life?
Butch Walker - Mixtape

7. What's school / work like?
Lifehouse - Sick Cycle Carousel

8. How can I get ahead in life?
All American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret

9. What is the best thing about me?
Olivia - So Nice

10. What is today going to be like?
Bic Runga - Get Some Sleep

11. What is in store for this weekend?
Avril Lavigne - Nobody's Home (haha)

12. How is my life going?
Lifehouse - Spin

13. What song will they play at my funeral?
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

14. How does the world see me?
Better Than Ezra - Special

15. How do I want the World to see me?
James Blunt - You're Beautiful

16. Will I have a happy life?
Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow

17. What do my friends really think of me?
Keane - Everybody's Changing

18. Do people secretly admire me?
Jamie Callum - Mind Trick

19. How can I make myself happy?
Jason Mraz - You and I Both

20. What should I do with my life?
Rob Thomas - Ever The Same

21. Will I get married?
Dishwalla - Once In A While

22. Will I ever have children?
E-Rotic - Do It All Night (it's a DDR song)

23, What will you name them?
Five For Fighting - Superman

24. Where will I be in 10 years?
Tom Jones - Sexbomb

25. How will i feel tomorrow?
Feeder - Yesterday Went Too Soon

hahahaha. kokanathan siah.

[itunes] : Mariah Carey & Snoop Dogg - Say Something

Genes

I was reading Pg 18 of the Straits Times today.
"It was upon completion of the Human Genome Project in February 2001 that we were told any two unrelated human beings were 99.9 percent alike in their genomics. And statistical modellings suggests that all of us who are alive today, regardless of race, share a common ancestor who lived just 3500 years ago, circa 1415 BC. The bottomline: There are no races to speak of genetically."

The deeper bottomline: Was that ancestor Adam/Eve?

I'm trying to convince myself that science can be used to explain religion. But it's trickier than it seems, because many scientists deny the existence of God.

[itunes]: Casting Crowns - And Now My Lifesong Sings

I follow $200 and I up you $500

Me and my Dad in dashing colours. I'll cut my hair soon. Long hair is irritating.

The Camryyyyyyyy. Of course, my mom hasn't seen the scratch yet. haha.
Me and my godsis. Doing some advertisement. If you're single, tag on my board and i'll make the necessary arrangements.
My mom, my grandpa and meeee

My relatives are crazy. I see 50 and 100 dollar notes flying all over the table during their game of poker. There was a point where there was $1500 in the pot. And it was only a fight between 6 pair and 2 pair.

Lose $$$$$ x10000 in mahjong. My mom was buzzing around like a fly, commenting like nobody's business when she doesn't know how to play the game. Sigh. Speed 10000 Luck -100.

I waited for 1.5 hrs for my godsis, and she wasn't ready to leave the house yet. No comments.

Wow I collected a lot more hongbao money this year. I think I need a new pair of specs in the process. On the road today, I saw 6 as 8. And the maths on the transparencies and projectors these days look more blur to me. Shit.

Visiting my primary sch teacher later in the day. Not exactly looking forward to it, considering my growing years in pri sch was absolute shit. But I feel like going back tomorrow to pour some acid on some people. Haha. We'll see.

Ok mugging starts tomorrow proper. While clearing the backlog of junk that I haven't settled yet. -_-

I miss hokkien mee. zz

[itunes]: Dishwalla - When Morning Comes

C0000000000d1nG Th30rY??~?!?

0mg?~!?~ i g0t destr0y3d in th3 c0ding th30ry l3ctur3 y3st3rday. i didn't 3v3n kn0w what the h00t was g0ing 0n. Apparently there are upp3r and l0w3r b0unds f0r c0d3s t00? s0 th3 supr3mum and th3 infimum exists t00? W00h00........

0k. I had a l0t 0f fun y3st3rday. Th3 c0ckst3rs are still as cock as 3v3r. W3 play3d d0ta lik3 idi0ts last night for like 7 h0urs at the lan sh0p. hahaha. 3nd3d up r3aching h0m3 at lik3 4.30am. d3str3ss. s0m3m0r3 b3f0r3 that was sh0p and sh0p and sh0p. but i didn't see anything i lik3 at bugis street and junction. i think my tastes are gr0wing 0ld3r.

there is a problem with newspapers these days. they keep featuring stories of how people made their first million at the age of 27, how they made 3 million from 3 en bloc sales, how they earn 6 digit figure sums a year in the financial sector, yadayada. sometimes, the promotion of materialism doesn't come from within the family nucleus, but from external sources like the media. we often see millionaires cast into the limelight, worshipped and praised as though they are gurus, and we don't see what's happening on the other side, the poor the needy, the rich who made A CONSTANT EFFORT to help the poor.

maybe a moderate form of utopian communism is needed.
er maybe not.

oh anyway some trivia that i learn from the lanshop yesterday.
the question is
"what word is 9 letters long, is a word as defined by the dictionary, and remains a word in the dictionary, when one letter is removed along any position?"

i.e. RATS --> RAT --> AT --> A

me and zhongwen found it highly amusing, when someone was reading this at the computer screen, and he used his fingers to count 9 letters, when in the first place it was a question involving english and not maths. we couldn't stop laughing for the next minute.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[itunes] : BJ - I'll Be There For You

Damage Control

My mom's friend passed some childhood photos of myself. In a bit to do some damage control, I scanned the photos. Unfortunately I can't upload them, because the size's too big. She like damn happy to see the photos, but I decided not to be sarcastic, so I kept my mouth shut.

Yeah 2nd round of damage control. I decided to S/U my GEK. I somehow screwed up in answering how an air-mass thunderstorm is formed. And i was thinking, if I don't use my S/U now, then not much more chance to use also. Might as well.

I plan to commence swimming streaks soon. I have some melanin issues. In a bid to do some damage control for my perpetual snow white syndrome, I should be hitting the pool during mid-sem break. And also at NUS during the weekdays. The NUS pool is finally open.

I should be doing my IPPT at SAFRA Gym come next week after CNY. Apparently, I timed myself during my run yesterday. I ran 12 mins for 2.4km leh. Something is wrong with my pacing on the track. So might as well get the treadmill to pace me. If I fail this test, I think i'll just screw it. Fitness is not in the genes. Flab's more like it.

Food in the north area's really getting boring. There's nothing palatable to the senses. I gotta try the frog leg porridge at yishun soon. Heh. hint hint.

[itunes]: Incubus - Wish You Were Here

Cruelty

What the fuck?

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let's start over
i tried to do it right this time round

mahjong's starting to get boring. especially when people take their own sweet time to play. worst still, lose $$ in the process. pui!

coding theory's getting real hard. or is it not. hmm.

oh. there actually is good food at woodlands. or to be correct, there is ONLY ONE stall that sells good food at woodlands. some fishball noodle stall near marsiling industrial estate.

you know, my house downstairs the zhi char stall is listed in makan sutra. me and my dad couldn't believe what we saw when we looked that the shop staring right back at us from the guidebook. yup the stall with bad service and salty soup.

sian sch starts again tomorrow.

[itunes] : Chris Daughtry - It's Not Over

No Pork, or not I call police

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DAMN FUNNY

AND APPARENTLY, IT'S REAL AND TAKEN FROM SOME ROTI PRATA SHOP.

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I think this baby has laughed more than Tan Ban Pin had laughed in his lifetime.

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1) Shit I'm sick with sore throat. Let's hope it spread to my nose and my lungs. I don't wanna cough like a madman like I did last year for a month.

2) Bend forward to pick stuff. Back pain. Bend backward to stretch my back. Stomach pain. Bend to the side. Hip pain. Squat or get up from chair, thigh pain. I'm an old man.

3) I'm watching prison break later instead of mugging. Sigh.

4) Ok. Looks like I need to pay petrol at the end of the week. It's going to be a whooping 80 bucks i expect. Sigh.

5) Must drink more water.


[itunes] : Frou Frou - Let Go

Fail

Sibei sian. Fail my bloody running again. But I injured my thigh muscle, my back and my arms in the process of doing the first four static stations. I don't know la. I think I'm just getting fugging old.

There's always a balance in everything. Chase fitness, lose some time for tutorials. Play a bit of game to maintain sanity, lose the chance to maintain your fitness. Opportunity cost.

I don't have the luxury of time to run every freaking night. I still need my brain cells to do my insane tutorials.

How now brown cow? Aiyah fail then fail la. My talent doesn't lie in running anyway. Why train a weakness when you can train your strengths.

[itunes] : Meredith Brooks - Bitch

Shades Of Gray

If you don't want to remember something, remember the details exactly and change it in the mind yourself. So that the next time you remember it, you remember the incorrect version of it, and subsequently, you'll completely forget the origins of your nightmare, all under subterfuge, covered up, distorted and concealed by inaccurate descriptions of your past.

I don't call it selective amnesia. I call it overlapping distorted amnesia.

There's also another problems with dreams. I got a nerve-wrecking migraine from dreaming the previous day. I dreamed about my dad. But I dreamed about something worse after that. So I thought it's nowhere analytic, but somehow it still lingers. You dream about the most illogical things which you know it can never exist or happen, or you don't want to remember, yet it creeps up and you lose yourself into it. The rational mind doesn't seem to recognize rationality and reality in dreamworld. Maybe the dreamworld is precisely the perfect outlet that releases our mind from all reality and channels it into warped dimensions as a form of balance.

But that' s all in the past. Fuck it.

[itunes] : Feeder - Feeling A Moment

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I thought of continuing the list of superpowers that I wish I had, so here goes

11) To be able to eat anything without suffering from high cholesterol
12) No need for any sleep, while still operating everyday as though I got 10 hours of sleep
13) Stop wars
14) To be able to speak any language
15) To negate any other superpower should anyone have it. Wahahahaha

Ok. My brain is shitting. I'm down with some stomach flu and I got IPPT tomorrow. Damn suay man.

[itunes] : Lin Jun Jie - Sa Rang Hae Yo

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10 superpowers that I would like to have.
1) The ability to teleport
2) The ability to be invisible
3) To be able to walk through walls
4) The ability to cast silence or mute someone when that someone is talking/nagging too much
5) To be able to invoke the sun when I need a suntan
6) An in-built calculator that would allow me to calculate integrals, limits, matrices, whatever shitty Maths that both Cauchy and Riemann could possibly create
7) The ability to shapeshift and morph into someone
8) Err... to relieve females of their PMS symptoms (hey i'm being nice)
9) The ability to restore nature
10) To have my own "Tuesdays with Morries" session with God.

Oh I must say the stingray and the char kway teow at JB is heavenly. Pretty much thrashed all the stingrays that I've eaten so far in Singapore. The fried oyster is freaking 1.78 Sing Dollars ONLY over there. Ok, let's hope I can finish more tutorials before I go out later. =_-

[itunes] : Maria Mena - You're The Only One

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I'm stoning at home. Going to go to JB in 30 mins time. I plan to do the following there

1) Watch a movie.
2) Eat a lot.
3) Maybe buy some cheap clothing again if there's any cheap dirt sale.
4) Eh what else is there to do there ah. I'm not sure. hahaha.

Eh what crap. My posts these days don't make a lot of sense leh.

[itunes] : James Taylor Quartet - Whole Lotta Love

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I'll try to change the title of my posts, that's when I can think of a better title. I'm thought of writing Mathematical Theorems as posts for the month of February, but I thought otherwise would be better.

1) I ran today again?

2) Run more -> Eat more -> Sleep more v Spend more

Ah forgive me. I can't think of what else to type. My eyes are going cockeyed from seeing so much of Cauchy and Riemann these few days. There's a new guy in town somemore. His name is called Laplace.

[itunes] : Casting Crowns - Does Anybody Hear Her